humanwreckage:

Mac won’t let me grunge. All he wants is noms.

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humanwreckage:

Mac won’t let me grunge. All he wants is noms.

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humanwreckage:

My poor hubby had his wisdom teeth taken out today, he’s all loopy, swollen and sick on drugs. It makes me glad he’s not a junkie, he’s so out of it.
But, occasionally he thinks he’s Spiderman, apparently.
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LOL

Fuck everything.

I need a fresh start. Like, erase-my-memory-and-relocate-me kinda fresh start.

(via penishole)

KIM I’M DYING XDXDXDXD I READ THAT OUT LOUD AND STARTED BUSTING UP IN LAUGHTER

KIM I’M DYING XDXDXDXD I READ THAT OUT LOUD AND STARTED BUSTING UP IN LAUGHTER

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penishole:

FREAKING OUT

Lowlez
Again, KIM

Again, KIM

(via penishole)

Lolz KIM!!!!

Lolz KIM!!!!

(via penishole)

Put your music on shuffle and see the soundtrack to your life

  • Opening credits: E-Pro-Beck (Lmaooo Kim!)
  • Waking up: Cobrastyle-Teddybears (Awesome! Perfect way to start a day)
  • Falling in love: Burning In The Skies-Linkin Park (Ok, in a weird, depressed way, I guess this fits XD)
  • Fight song: What I've Done-Linkin Park (Damn Linkin Park trolling on me!)
  • Breaking up: Rock And Roll All Night-KISS (hahaha, so it's that kind of break up)
  • Getting back together: Famous-Puddle Of Mudd (Not so much XD)
  • Wedding: Blow-Ke$ha (Roflmao!! Perfect wedding song XD)
  • Birth of child: Robot Rock-Daft Punk (Concerning... All I can think is android XD)
  • Final battle: Straight Out of Line-Godsmack (Very nice!)
  • Death scene: Careless-Deadmau5 (Strange, but it fits... Kinda haha)
  • Funeral song: Where Them Girls At-David Guetta (Bahahahahah, yes, that shall be my funeral song XD)
  • End credits: Lifeline-Papa Roach (YES! PERFECTION!!)
did-you-kno:

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Yea, I understand this XD

did-you-kno:

Source

Yea, I understand this XD

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